Moss

A lot of smug Google-lovers are talking a lot of smack about Android being a worthy alternative to the breathtaking iOS system, but you know what? It isn't, and Walter Sassafras Mossberg is here to lay some truth on you about the so-called "Messiah OS" that might just save your life.

You're welcome. Shut up.

http://www.maclife.com/article/videos/video_truth_about_android_walt_mosspuppet